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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Jewish Princess: Part 2

Now I bet you're all wondering what happened to Claudia and that dashing young man. Well they did finally get married and in fact they did come back to the same neighborhood to raise their family. But no one knew about them. They stayed hidden so Josephia wouldn't know. However, once in a while a young woman with hair of gold could be seen in the upstairs window gazing down at her old friend's house, for Claudia and Josephia had been close. It was only after Dusty came into their lives that things broke up.
Claudia vowed one day that she would go back though. The only question was "When?" and "How?".
One day, as Claudia was sitting upstairs as usual, she saw Josephia and her heart jumped, for Josephia was no longer acting like a princess. Instead she was serving others. Claudia couldn't be leave it. How could this have happened? Was it because of her that Josephia had suddenly changed?
It was in that moment that Claudia decided that it was time, so she quickly got dressed in a pair of jeans and faded T-shirt and left the safety of her house to find Josephia. When she found Josephia, it wasn't pretty for Josephia was on her front porch, crying.
At that moment Claudia couldn't contain herself. She immediately ran over to Josephia and embraced her saying, "Oh Josephia, I've missed you so much. What's happened to you?"
Josephia looked up from her lap, puzzled for a minute at who this strange lady was.
Claudia, noticing that Josephia didn't recognize her, said, "It's me, Claudia".
At that instant, Josephia said, "What are you doing here. All you did was take a man away from me and leave me heartbroken. You are not my friend anymore. Get out of here!"
Claudia couldn't believe what she was hearing. She said, calmly, "You have plenty of men. Why can't anyone else be as happy as you? Besides, Dusty never loved you. He loves me."
"That's a big lie." screamed Josephia, "Of course he loved me. Everyone loves me. You stole him and if you don't get of my property in five minutes, I'll have you arrested."
"I can't believe what I'm hearing." cried Claudia, "We used to be so close before this happened. I'll leave but if you ever want to forgive and forget, here's my phone number, Call me!" With that said, Claudia left, leaving Josephia speechless.
To Be Continued...

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Tales of the Jewish Princess

Once upon a time in a land far faraway, known as Chicago, there lived a beautiful but powerful princess, a Jewish princess, one who got her way no matter what. Her name was Josephia and she was the most spoiled, stuck up person who ever reigned. All of her friends were her slaves and all of her affairs, turned into her husbands. She was like a queen bee. She didn't let her friends get close to anyone, especially men.
One day, Josephia was sitting on the third story of her mansion glaring down at her slaves when she noticed a new man talking to her best friend, Claudia. Oh, was he the most handsome she had laid eyes on, but why was he talking to that scamp? Josephia immediately summoned this charming man into her presence, however he wasn't at all taken by her beauty. Rather he lingered after the presence of "Claudia".
Well, this infereriated Josephia and in so made Claudia's life tremendous. She gave her ten piles of clothes to wash daily and eighteen sets of dishes to wash hourly, but still Claudia made time for that charming young man.
It got so bad though that Claudia finally ran away with that young man and no one ever saw them again. Josephia's friends say that they ran off to Vegas, got married finally, and are living just down the street from Josephia watching to make sure that Josephia doesn't try to steal another man, but that's just one tale.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Tales from another World

It was 3:16 and the school kids had just departed from school. It was a normal day, jumping rope, playing hopscotch, except for one thing, a strange young boy was here at school running around with all the other children. No one had ever seen him before and this puzzled the parents when they came to pick up their kids.
He was three foot just like the other children but his clothes were trash bags and he was just staying in the school yard, running around the track as if he was running a marathon. The coach, Mr. Liberty kept an eye on him and counted 350 laps before he finally stopped two hours later.
At 5:00, when the little boy finally stopped, Mr. Liberty decided to go over and find out when, his parents would pick him up. Just as he got within five feet of the little boy, a space shuttle appeared and beamed the little boy up.
Mr. Liberty was so stunned at what had happened that he in fact fainted were he was and it was not until 5:00 of the next morning that the principal found Mr. Liberty dead on the lawn.
As for the little boy in the garbage bag, no one ever saw him again, however there is a rumor of on a dark, cold night, a little boy running 350 laps around the track before disappearing again.
But that only a rumor.